Dedication
Map
Introduction: Slapped on the Streets of Cebu
Running with Roy
Roy’s Big Day Out
Don’t Eat My Hero
Dressed for a Kill
The Last Temptation of Roy
Not the End of the World
The Empanada Disaster
The Road from Patagonia
The Joy of Pessimism
There’s a Jaguar!
Things I Learnt After the Quake
Getting High in Bolivia
Driving Blind with Jesus
Without a Paddle
One Hundred Ways to Bleed
The Idiot Box
Beekeeping in the Amazon
A Month of Monkeys
Meeting the People
Even Huaorani Fear Someone
Don’t Let Me Die This Way
Alone in the Amazon
The Way Out
Afterword
Acknowledgements
About the Author
Plates
Copyright
