Daddy, Stop Talking!
And Other Things My Kids Want but Won't Be Getting
by
Adam Carolla
Dedication
Introduction: The Culture of Dad Shaming
CHAPTER 1
Daddy, Stop Talking!
CHAPTER 2
Your Home Is Not Your Castle
CHAPTER 3
Don’t Be This Guy
CHAPTER 4
Hey, Kids, Here’s a Note to Your Future Therapists
CHAPTER 5
Punished for Participation
CHAPTER 6
To Sonny and Natalia, on Buying Your First Car
CHAPTER 7
What I Learned from My Parents by Not Learning from My Parents
CHAPTER 8
To Sonny and Natalia, on Buying Your First House
CHAPTER 9
To Sonny, on Puberty
CHAPTER 10
iPads and iPods Are Fucking Up How iParent
CHAPTER 11
I’m Not Down with OPP (Over-Praise for Participation)
Acknowledgments
About the Author
Also by Adam Carolla