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Foreword
THE NEW REBELS OF FICTION
An Introduction
by William Pauley III
SOME TIME AGO
Godish
The Nevada Black Rock Desert — Burning Man Fifty Feet behind the Shitter Wrapped in Bubble Wrap and Fruit Roll-Ups
Shit You Won’t See on Oprah
No Direction but Fuck
The Dirt Road Leading to the Former Site of the Burning Man Festival
Did You Hear the One about a Bunch of Guys Who Visited a Militant Lesbian Camp?
Antichrist Comes a-Callin’
Quick and Greasy Like a Truck Stop Whore
Death Gets Some Ass
Jesus, he Sucks at Craps!
War Gets a Load in the Face
Every Which Way but Fuck
Pestilence Rides a White Pony
The Ladies Hate the Cock
In This Town We Spell “Law” S-M-O-O-C-H-O-L-E
Every Which Direction but Fuck
Foolish Weaver of Intricate Insults
Three Angels, a Demon, and a Priest Walk into a Sex Shop
Apocalypse Right Fucking NOW!
We’ve Come for Your Codes, Asshole
Zombie with Soul
Three Pervs and an Ice Cream Truck
The Daily Gab Gets Refuckulated
Only the Special Secret Agents Get to Drive the Humscalade and Pack Nukes
Piss Off, No One’s Home!
My Friend Can Only Mumble on Account of the Ball Gag
Your Lord and Savior is Pissed
The Demons of Hell 78 are Unleashed upon the World
Next Stop, Sin City
Never Steal a General’s One-Legged Whore
Jesus and Death get Lit and Take a Road Trip
Cease and Desist, You Evil Bastard
The Jaime St. Pucker Pocket Pussy Can In NO Way, Shape or Form Save Someone Once He is Zombie Bit
You Get to Be Thelma Next Time, Bitch
One Minute and Horse Chow the Next
Chaos Reigns!
From the Mouths of Babes, Really Badass Babes
Cock Chop Symphony of Destruction
THE NEXT DAY
Welcome to the Beginning
This is Not The End…
Mr. Long and Mr. Moon would like to thank
Meet the Authors
(Hide your pets!)
Nice things said about this blasphemous book
Copyright
