Introduction
Chapter 1
How Things Went Badly
Chapter 2
The Suspense Wasn’t Killing Me
Chapter 3
Meeting Sarah
Chapter 4
The Birth of Blogette
Chapter 5
Elephants in the Bathroom
Chapter 6
Shannon and Heather
Chapter 7
Heartland Headaches
Chapter 8
Live Free or Die
Chapter 9
Royal White House Mess
Chapter 10
Gentle Folk of the Media
Chapter 11
How They Tried to Fix Me
Chapter 12
Un-Conventional
Chapter 13
I Love My Mom and Here She Is
Chapter 14
The Diva Who Fell to Earth
Chapter 15
A Bus of My Own
Chapter 16
How I Started Faking It
Chapter 17
What’s Up, Nashville?!
Chapter 18
There Are No Secrets
Chapter 19
The Art of Talking Points
Chapter 20
My Lohan Moment
Chapter 21
Election Day
Chapter 22
And Then There Was Rock Band
Chapter 23
Now What?
Acknowledgments
About the Author
Copyright