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dedication, and all that

^one
little pricks

^two
little cash

^three
little women

^four
jiminy damn cricket

^five
rectal thermometer

^six
lovin’ joe

^seven
doom goes to hell

^eight
little man with a big hat

^nine
how do you shelve an ak-47?

^ten
big man cowering

^eleven
gone with the windbags

^twelve
maybe i can shoot somebody

^thirteen
into the dark

^fourteen
short ugly words

^fifteen
atticus finch was wrong

^sixteen
thirty seconds over maddington

^seventeen
howl

^eighteen
trouble in paradise

^nineteen
perchance to dream

^twenty
even a horse’s ass can buck

^twenty-one
the chirping of a single drunken cricket

^twenty-two
beware of rabbits bearing gifts

^twenty-three
chariots of the lesser gods

^twenty-four
arguing with the gods

^twenty-five
stealing jokes from richard nixon

^twenty-six
two thieves don’t make a right

^twenty-seven
money gusher

^twenty-eight
my little friend

^twenty-nine
men at work

^thirty
hair, money, and government

^thirty-one
seven stories in seven days

^thirty-two
rectal redux

^thirty-three
angels wake up and fly out of your butt

^thirty-four
the mayor throws his hat in

^thirty-five
to the guest room

^thirty-six
top hat walking

^thirty-seven
the boss wears pink

^thirty-eight
mountains and mohammed

^thirty-nine
goddamned army desk

^forty
truckin’

^forty-one
me and mr. jones

^forty-two
wrestling with joy

^forty-three
passionate kisses, interrupted

^forty-four
all the truth that’s fit to print

^forty-five
need to check out a placenta? call your librarian

^forty-six
call for help

^forty-seven
how to spike a story

^forty-eight
good girls don’t kill

^forty-nine
horses’ heads and horses’ asses

^fifty
people’s heads and people’s asses

^fifty-one
once you get started

^fifty-two
the case of the distant librarian

^fifty-three
the sound of one hand working

^fifty-four
it’s all at the library

^fifty-five
lucy, you got some ’splaining to do

^fifty-six
a library full of inconvenient truths

^fifty-seven
fools rush in

^fifty-eight
amanda knows evvvverything

^fifty-nine
the games people play

^sixty
follow the bigfoot

^sixty-one
size matters, sometimes

^sixty-two
alligator alley

^sixty-three
the swamper

^sixty-four
dinner for a favorite uncle

^sixty-five
good advice from a bad mother

^sixty-six
sleep with a librarian and learn something

^sixty-seven
confession is good for the soul

^sixty-eight
shout your madness to the sky

^sixty-nine
the power of the book

^seventy
meet the new boss

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