FOREWORD
PROLOGUE
CHAPTER ONE HOW TO ASIAN
CHAPTER TWO HOW TO IMMIGRANT
CHAPTER THREE HOW TO THUGLIFE
CHAPTER FOUR HOW TO GET HIGH
CHAPTER FIVE HOW TO STAND UP
CHAPTER SIX HOW TO STRIP CLUB DJ
CHAPTER SEVEN HOW TO MAKE IT
CHAPTER EIGHT HOW TO SILICON VALLEY
CHAPTER NINE HOW TO HOLLYWOOD
CHAPTER TEN HOW TO AMERICAN
EPILOGUE
