Chapter One
The Great Liam Chase
Chapter Two
I Should Turn You over My Knee
Chapter Three
I’ll Choose Door Number Two
Chapter Four
Do I Need to Kiss You Again?
Chapter Five
Cupcakes
Chapter Six
Kinky Friedman Zone
Chapter Seven
B and E Darlin’
Chapter Eight
He Doesn’t Like Nixon Much
Chapter Nine
The New Definition of Fine
Chapter Ten
We’re in Together-Limbo
Chapter Eleven
Story Time for Bad Little Girls
Chapter Twelve
I Did My Duty to the Pot
Chapter Thirteen
Pandemonium at the Gay Bar
Chapter Fourteen
Was He Makin’ A Call?
Chapter Fifteen
You Didn’t Say Anything about Pie
Chapter Sixteen
Must… Stop… Brain
Chapter Seventeen
Bitch Triple Threat
Chapter Eighteen
Naked Gratitude
Chapter Nineteen
Eddie and Darius
Chapter Twenty
Two Souls Separated in Heaven
Chapter Twenty-One
We Aren’t Practice for the Real Thing
Chapter Twenty-Two
Friendly Neighborhood Serial Killer
Chapter Twenty-Three
Say It Ain’t So, Tex
Chapter Twenty-Four
A Metallica Moment
Chapter Twenty-Five
Long-Lasting Reliability
Chapter Twenty-Six
Splat
Chapter Twenty-Seven
Where the Hell Was Lee?
Chapter Twenty-Eight
So Damned Cocky
