NEGLIGIBLE TALES
A BOTTOMLESS GRAVE
JUPITER DOKE, BRIGADIER-GENERAL
THE WIDOWER TURMORE
THE CITY OF THE GONE AWAY
THE MAJOR'S TALE
CURRIED COW
A REVOLT OF THE GODS
THE BAPTISM OF DOBSHO
THE RACE AT LEFT BOWER
THE FAILURE OF HOPE & WANDEL
PERRY CHUMLY'S ECLIPSE
A PROVIDENTIAL INTIMATION
MR. SWIDDLER'S FLIP-FLAP
THE LITTLE STORY
THE PARENTICIDE CLUB
MY FAVORITE MURDER
OIL OF DOG
AN IMPERFECT CONFLAGRATION
THE HYPNOTIST
THE FOURTH ESTATE
MR. MASTHEAD, JOURNALIST
WHY I AM NOT EDITING "THE STINGER"
CORRUPTING THE PRESS
"THE BUBBLE REPUTATION"
THE OCEAN WAVE
A SHIPWRECKOLLECTION
THE CAPTAIN OF "THE CAMEL"
THE MAN OVERBOARD
A CARGO OF CAT
"ON WITH THE DANCE!" A REVIEW
I
THE PRUDE IN LETTERS AND LIFE
II
THE BEATING OF THE BLOOD
III
THERE ARE CORNS IN EGYPT
IV
A REEF IN THE GABARDINE
V
ENTER A TROUPE OF ANCIENTS, DANCING
VI
CAIRO REVISITED
VII
JAPAN WEAR AND BOMBAY DUCKS
VIII
IN THE BOTTOM OF THE CRUCIBLE
IX
COUNSEL FOR THE DEFENSE
X
THEY ALL DANCE
XI
LUST, QUOTH'A!
XII
OUR GRANDMOTHERS' LEGS
EPIGRAMS