“Titanic Victim Speaks Through Waterbed”
“Woman Uses Glass Eye to Spy on Philandering Husband”
“Boy Born with Tattoo of Elvis”
“Woman Loses Cookie Bake-Off, Sets Self on Fire”
“Jealous Husband Returns in Form of Parrot”
“Woman Struck by Car Turns into Nymphomaniac”
“Nine-Year-Old Boy Is World’s Youngest Hit Man”
“Every Man She Kisses Dies”
“Doomsday Meteor Is Coming”
“Help Me Find My Spaceman Lover”
“JFK Secretly Attends Jackie Auction”
“Titanic Survivors Found in Bermuda Triangle”
