Apology
1. Generalities
2. Details
3. Complications
4. Arrangements and People
5. When in Doubt, Ask
6. The Moral of a White Lie
7. Joke
8. Routine, Modified
9. Joke Two
10. Joke Three
11. First Aid
12. Joker
13. Reconstruction
14. Professional
15. Official, from Headquarters
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