Chapter One
In which I am born, and my father is done in by Dingoes.
Chapter Two
In which I am neglected shamefully by my Master, and I bloody my brother’s nose.
Chapter Three
In which I meet Darling, Julie, and fly away to Swan Lake.
Chapter Four
In which I am perfectly happy.
Chapter Five
In which the worst happens.
Chapter Six
In which I defend a woman’s honor, and with what dire consequence.
Chapter Seven
In which I stand in debt to N. Gogol.
Chapter Eight
In which we may witness some of the sad consequences of domestication
A Prayer of Investments
Chapter Nine
In which we may witness Salami, and almost everybody escapes.
Chapter Ten
In which an execution is executed, followed by a controversy.
Chapter Eleven
In which I commit myself to the Philosophy of Dingoism.
Chapter Twelve
In which I am more or less responsible for saving the World.
