A WORD ABOUT OAR
From Festina Ramos:
1: WHEREIN I AM NOT DEAD AFTER ALL
2: WHEREIN I BECOME AN IMPORTANT WITNESS
3: WHEREIN I AM SWALLOWED BY A LARGE CREATURE
4: WHEREIN I TERRIFY A GIANT
5: WHEREIN I BECOME A STAR PILOT
6: WHEREIN I DEFEAT THE ENTIRE HUMAN NAVY
7: WHEREIN I AM OFFERED A DEAL WITH THE DEVIL
8: WHEREIN I CANNOT FIND A GOOD PLACE TO BE
9: WHEREIN I LEARN ABOUT OUR ENEMIES
10: WHEREIN I EXPERIENCE GREAT FRUSTRATION
11: WHEREIN I MAKE FIRST CONTACT WTTH THE HUMAN RACE
12: WHEREIN I GATHER CRUCIAL INFORMATION
13: WHEREIN I AM THOROUGHLY EXAMINED
14: WHEREIN I PREPARE FOR FAME
15: WHEREIN I TAKE CHARGE OF OPENING DOORS
16: WHEREIN I ACQUIRE NEW FAMILY
17: WHEREIN I AM SWALLOWED BY DARKNESS
18: WHEREIN I AM BRIEFLY UNCONSCIOUS
19: WHEREIN I ENCOUNTER MORE ALIENS; AND THEY ARE NOT NICE
20: WHEREIN I FEEL SORRY FOR FISH
21: WHEREIN I MAKE A VAIN ATTEMPT TO BECOME A RECORDING STAR
22: WHEREIN I BATTLE THE ENEMY WITH PRECIOUS METALS
23: WHEREIN I CONFRONT UNPLEASANT TRUTHS
24: WHEREIN I EXPLORE THE ENEMY’S LAIR
25: WHEREIN I FACE THE FOE
26: WHEREIN I FACE THE GREATEST RISK OF ALL
EPILOGUE: BECAUSE I HAVE ALWAYS WISHED TO COMPOSE ONE.
