Foreword
1 Helicopter sandwich
2 Bad things
3 Walkie-talkie
4 Doing it the simple way
5 Burglary
6 Captain Chicken
7 Raspberry Pavlova
8 Goodbye, Charlie
9 Vroom
10 The road North
11 The bad step
12 Taking the tube
13 Short hairy tails
14 Little blue suckers
15 Orange toilet plungers
16 The big knobbly stick
17 Individual broccoli tartlets
18 A bunker under the brecon beacons
