ACKNOWLEDGMENTS
CHAPTER 1
Insanity’s Not the Point
CHAPTER 2
’Cause Wolf-ees Stinks!
CHAPTER 3
She Calls You Sugar Lips?
CHAPTER 4
A Touch of Tasteless Snark
CHAPTER 5
Molly’s Dead Body
CHAPTER 6
Well-Trained Junkyard Dogs
CHAPTER 7
Sold Me to Leo
CHAPTER 8
B-b-b-b-bad to the Bone
CHAPTER 9
“Not Human,” I Said. “Deal with It.”
CHAPTER 10
Le Petit Chaton Avec Les Griffes
CHAPTER 11
Decide. Now.
CHAPTER 12
Do We Call the Police?
CHAPTER 13
You Gonna Invite Me In?
CHAPTER 14
Fee-Fi-Fo-Fum. I Smell the Blood of a Witchy One
CHAPTER 15
Toss the Dress Away
CHAPTER 16
Dead-Slab-of-Gravestone-Marble
CHAPTER 17
Killer Only, Killer Only, Killer
CHAPTER 18
We Never Found the Body
CHAPTER 19
Beast’s Angel Tolded Me So
CHAPTER 20
What Took You So Long?
CHAPTER 21
Went to the Dark Side
CHAPTER 22
The First Day I Woke Up Dead
CHAPTER 23
Hey, Bitch! You Want Some of This?
CHAPTER 24
Some Kind of Whammy
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