ACKNOWLEDGMENTS AND NOTE
CHAPTER 1
Been There, Shot the Place Up
CHAPTER 2
You Might Have to Kill Something
CHAPTER 3
I’ll Break Every Finger . . . One by One
CHAPTER 4
Have Stakes, Will Travel. Amusing.
CHAPTER 5
Four Dead Vamps Under His Tree
CHAPTER 6
And Me Holding Only Ash
CHAPTER 7
Sheet Creases on His Left Cheek
CHAPTER 8
Makes It Easier to Stomp ’Em to Death
CHAPTER 9
“You Here to Even the Score, Dog Boy?”
CHAPTER 10
I Want You to Chill, Babe
CHAPTER 11
So Let’s Get It on, Baby
CHAPTER 12
The Idea of You Shackled and Bound Is Appealing
CHAPTER 13
Make Ceremony with Me
CHAPTER 14
Try Not to Poison Me
CHAPTER 15
You’re a Gun Whore
CHAPTER 16
Maggots. I Hate Maggots.
CHAPTER 17
I Know I’ll Have to Choose
CHAPTER 18
The Bad Men Are Gone
CHAPTER 19
I Look Like a Well-Dressed Street Person
CHAPTER 20
I’ll Get Well Later
CHAPTER 21
Close Your Mouth, Girl. Mosquitoes Will Fly In.
CHAPTER 22
“Thank You,” the Corpse Croaked
CHAPTER 23
Vampire Blood. Mixed with Something.
CHAPTER 24
That Was Before I Killed Her Sister
CHAPTER 25
Cat Reflexes, One; Blood-Servant Reflexes, Zero
CHAPTER 26
Mr. Prepared for Anything
CHAPTER 27
While There Is Breath, There Is Hope
EPILOGUE
ABOUT THE AUTHOR
