ACKNOWLEDGMENTS
CHAPTER 1
Half-Dressed Vamp Gave a Come-Hither, Toothy Smile
CHAPTER 2
It Is Done . . . Factum Est. Consummatum.
CHAPTER 3
Boo Stuff
CHAPTER 4
An Offer to Dish
CHAPTER 5
I Needed That Head Slap
CHAPTER 6
Carrying a Vamp Head
CHAPTER 7
LSD . . . Psilocybin Mushrooms and . . . Tequila
CHAPTER 8
You Want Me to . . . Wash Your Back?
CHAPTER 9
It Was a Girly Scream
CHAPTER 10
HOT Spelled Out Across His Rump
CHAPTER 11
Testicle Stretchers
CHAPTER 12
I Haven’t Slept with You Yet
CHAPTER 13
Who Was That Masked Man?
CHAPTER 14
Talk to Big Bird
CHAPTER 15
If Vamps Could Wet Their Pants
CHAPTER 16
The Plink of Blood Slowed and Stopped
CHAPTER 17
Deadish Leo on My Floor
CHAPTER 18
Werewolf Laughter
CHAPTER 19
Someone Fired. They Fought Back.
CHAPTER 20
Dance with the Devil
CHAPTER 21
A Bucket Full of Snakes
CHAPTER 22
I Am a Far Worse Devil
CHAPTER 23
The Keeper of the Iron Spike
CHAPTER 24
I Probably Shouldn’t Trust Me Either
EPILOGUE
Bound by Oaths of Loyalty
ABOUT THE AUTHOR
