ACKNOWLEDGMENTS
CHAPTER ONE
I’m Gonna Need Some Stitches
CHAPTER TWO
Oh, Goody. I Wasn’t Gonna Get Sucked to Death
CHAPTER THREE
I Started to Squeeze the Trigger
CHAPTER FOUR
The Man Who Killed Me
CHAPTER FIVE
CHAPTER SIX
I Never Had a Chance to Say Good-bye
CHAPTER SEVEN
I Whirled and Caught the Naked Man
CHAPTER EIGHT
Your Security Sucks
CHAPTER NINE
If I Lose, the Kid Eats Like a Soldier
CHAPTER TEN
Worthy Prey. Will Not Hurt Him Too Bad
CHAPTER ELEVEN
But He Didn’t Let Me Go
CHAPTER TWELVE
Bitsa Alone Could Wake the Undead
CHAPTER THIRTEEN
Free Dick Dot Come
CHAPTER FOURTEEN
Vampires Are Like Boars. And Like Kits
CHAPTER FIFTEEN
Landed on a Limo Floor
CHAPTER SIXTEEN
And Then He Changed His Pants
CHAPTER SEVENTEEN
I Disliked Her on Sight
CHAPTER EIGHTEEN
One Punch with a Set of Brass Knucks
CHAPTER NINETEEN
Dumber Than Dirt
CHAPTER TWENTY
I’d Save the Last Bullet for Me
CHAPTER TWENTY-ONE
Beast Saw Gorilla on TV
CHAPTER TWENTY-TWO
I Was Alpha. I Was Big-Cat. Wanted to Eat Gator
ABOUT THE AUTHOR
