Contents
1 This Is Emo 0:01
(carnivore interlude)
2 Billy Sim 0:12
(reality interlude)
3 What Happens When People Stop Being Polite 0:26
(Pat Benatar interlude)
4 Every Dog Must Have His Every Day, Every Drunk Must Have His Drink 0:42
(Monkees = Monkees interlude)
5 Appetite for Replication 0:56
(an interlude to be named later)
6 Ten Seconds to Love 0:71
(metaphorical fruit interlude)
7 George Will vs. Nick Hornby 0:86
(Ralph Nader interlude)
8 33 0:97
(Fonzie recalibration interlude)
9 Porn 1:09
(“kitty cat as terrorist” interlude)
10 The Lady or the Tiger 1:19
(hypothetical interlude)
11 Being Zack Morris 1:27
(50–50 interlude)
12 Sulking with Lisa Loeb on the Ice Planet Hoth 1:41
(anti-homeless interlude)
13 The Awe-Inspiring Beauty of Tom Cruise’s Shattered, Troll-like Face 1:51
(punk interlude)
14 Toby over Moby 1:66
(Johnny Cash interlude)
15 This Is Zodiac Speaking 1:79
(Timothy McVeigh interlude)
16 All I Know Is What I Read in the Papers 1:95
(boom!)
17 I, Rock Chump 2:11
(waiting to die interlude)
18 How to Disappear Completely and Never Be Found 2:20
Acknowledgments
Index
Also By Chuck Klosterman
Copyright