Introduction
Thank You for Your Honesty
Chapter One
Certain Facts about Celia, the Queen of Fairy Land
Chapter Two
Some Facts about Fern
Chapter Three
How Fairy Land Escaped the Clutches of Global Capitalism
Chapter Four
Child, Be Strange
Chapter Five
Wonder Women
Chapter Six
Willkommen im Dschungel
Chapter Seven
The House on the Hill
Chapter Eight
Gentlemen Prefer Blood
Chapter Nine
Cleaning up the Mess
Chapter Ten
On the Streets of Los Angeles, There the Wild Beast Slumbers
Chapter Eleven
Let Slip the Dogs of War
Chapter Twelve
hello from sex drenched hollywood
Chapter Thirteen
Routine Humiliations
Chapter Fourteen
When Y Meets X
Chapter Fifteen
Until the Wheels Fall Off and Burn
Chapter Sixteen
Drink of Me, Eat of Me
Chapter Seventeen
How It All Went Down
Chapter Eighteen
Bleak House
Chapter Nineteen
Exeunt Rusticano
Chapter Twenty
What Rusticano Didn’t Say
Chapter Twenty-One
καταδυσόμεθ᾽ εἰς Ἀΐδαο δόμους
Chapter Twenty-Two
Literary Fiction
Chapter Twenty-Three
The Full Throat of Christian Virtue
Chapter Twenty-Four
The Man Who Said Bo! to a Goose
About the Author
Newsletter
Praise for Only Americans Burn in Hell
ALSO BY JARETT KOBEK
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