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The Gentleman
One In Which I Find Myself Destitute & Rectify Matters in a Drastic Way
Two In Which My Sister Returns from School for Reasons Best Omitted, & I Am Forced to Deliver to Her a Previously Unmentioned Piece of Intelligence
Three In Which My Wife Throws a Party & I Entertain a Mysterious Gentleman with Whom I Discuss Poetry, Friendship, & Marriage
Four In Which I Write Dreadful Poetry & Discover Two Other Dreadful Things
Five In Which I Meet an Adventurer Who Informs Me That Things Are Not at All How I Had Thought
Six In Which I Visit the Grandest Shop in the World, Where I Meet a Very Poetical Person, After Which I Have an Earth-Shattering Epiphany
Seven In Which I Very Nearly Fight a Duel
Eight In Which Lancaster Discovers a Breach in Lizzie’s Defences for Which I Am Unjustly Held Responsible, & We Search for a Way to Hell
Nine In Which We Are Helped by a Human Encyclopaedia
Ten In Which We Visit an Extraordinary Place Which Turns Out to Be Rather More Dangerous Than We Had Supposed
Eleven In Which We Find Something Marvellous on Hampstead Heath
Twelve In Which I Witness Something I Wish I Hadn’t
Thirteen In Which Repairs Are Made
Fourteen In Which Scotland Yard Makes a Mistake & I Am Glad to See Whitley Pendergast
Fifteen In Which Lizzie Commits an Indiscretion to Rival All the Rest, I Nearly Fight Another Duel, We Have Several Visitors, & Matters Come to a Head
Sixteen In Which the Adventurers Depart
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