The Stupidest Angel
A HEARTWARMING TALE OF CHRISTMAS TERROR
by
Christopher Moore
Acknowledgments
Author's Warning
Chapter 1
CHRISTMAS CREEPS
Chapter 2
THE LOCAL GIRLS HAVE A WAY ABOUT THEM
Chapter 3
HOSED FOR THE HOLIDAYS
Chapter 4
HAVE YOURSELF A NASTY LITTLE CHRISTMAS
Chapter 5
THE SEASON FOR MAKING NEW FRIENDS
Chapter 6
BE OF GOOD CHEER;
THEY MIGHT HAVE PUT A TREE UP YOUR BUM
Chapter 7
MORNING IS BROKEN
Chapter 8
HOLIDAY HEARTBREAK
Chapter 9
THE LOCAL GUYS, THEY HAVE THEIR MOMENTS
Chapter 10
LOVE, KICKED TO THE CURB
Chapter 11
A SLUG TRAIL OF GOOD CHEER
Chapter 12
THE STUPIDEST ANGEL'S CHRISTMAS MIRACLE
For Luck, There Is No Chapter 13.
JUST THIS CHRISTMAS PHOTO ALBUM
Chapter 14
THE CAMARADERIE OF THE LONESOME CHRISTMAS
Chapter 15
A MOMENTARY FLASH OF MOLLY
Chapter 16
SO
Chapter 17
HE KNOWS IF YOU'VE BEEN BAD OR GOOD…
Chapter 18
YOUR PUNY WORM GOD WEAPONS ARE USELESS AGAINST MY SUPERIOR CHRISTMAS KUNG FU
Chapter 19
UP ON THE ROOFTOP, CLICK, CLICK, CLICK
Chapter 20
WINGING IT
Chapter 21
AVENGING ANGEL
Chapter 22
A PERFECT LONESOME CHRISTMAS
Author's Note
