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^{NOVEMBER 1, 12:01 A. M. PST}
Life Begins at Preconception: A Prelude

^{DECEMBER 21, 6:03 A.M. CET}
I Eat; Therefore I Am

^{DECEMBER 21, 6:05 A. M. CET}
How I Came to Be Cast out of Already Being Cast out of God’s Good Graces

^{DECEMBER 21, 8:00 A.M. EST}
My Homecoming

^{DECEMBER 21, 8:06 A.M. EST}
Alone at My Own Welcome-Home Party

^{DECEMBER 21, 8:09 A.M. EST}
An Ick-inducing Reunion

^{DECEMBER 21, 8:12 A.M. EST}
A Tryst Revealed!

^{DECEMBER 21, 8:16 A.M. EST}
A Shout-out for Backup

^{DECEMBER 21, 8:20 A.M. EST}
The Tryst, Continued

^{DECEMBER 21, 8:23 A.M. EST}
A Former (?) Friend…

^{DECEMBER 21, 8:25 A.M. EST}
The Tryst, Part Three

^{DECEMBER 21, 8:28 A.M. EST}
A Tourist among the Dead

^{DECEMBER 21, 8:30 A.M. EST}
My Parents Dispatch an Emissary

^{DECEMBER 21, 8:33 A.M. EST}
Ketamine: A Brief Overview

^{DECEMBER 21, 8:35 A.M. EST}
Hail, Maddy

^{DECEMBER 21, 8:38 A.M. EST}
Boorism: The New World Disorder

^{DECEMBER 21, 8:40 A.M. EST}
A Rude Redemption

^{DECEMBER 21, 8:44 A.M. EST}
A World of Boors

^{DECEMBER 21, 8:43 A.M. EST}
An Abomination Is Born

^{DECEMBER 21, 8:44 A.M. EST}
A Sexual Predator in the Animal Kingdom

^{DECEMBER 21, 8:47 A.M. EST}
A Prelude to My Exile

^{DECEMBER 21, 8:51 A.M. EST}
Papadaddy One

^{DECEMBER 21, 8:53 A.M. EST}
A Politically Incorrect Feast

^{DECEMBER 21, 8:55 A.M. EST}
Papadaddy Two

^{DECEMBER 21, 8:57 A.M. EST}
Embarking on a Bon Voyage

^{DECEMBER 21, 9:00 A.M. EST}
Papadaddy Three

^{DECEMBER 21, 9:02 A.M. EST}
Charting a Course for Glory

^{DECEMBER 21, 9:05 A.M. EST}
Now, Voyager!

^{DECEMBER 21, 9:07 A.M. EST}
A Tortured Nontortoise Bladder Driven to Near Madness

^{DECEMBER 21, 9:00 A.M. CST}
Entering the Labyrinth of King Minos

^{DECEMBER 21, 9:05 A.M. CST}
Besting the Minotaur

^{DECEMBER 21, 9:13 A.M. CST}
I Flee the Scene

^{DECEMBER 21, 9:17 A.M. CST}
Toilet Ambush, the Aftermath

^{DECEMBER 21, 9:20 A.M. CST}
The Dog Doo-doo Defense

^{DECEMBER 21, 9:25 A.M. CST}
Grand-patricide

^{DECEMBER 21, 9:29 A.M. CST}
A New Book and a New Beau

^{DECEMBER 21, 9:33 A.M. CST}
My Countdown to Good-bye

^{DECEMBER 21, 9:35 A.M. CST}
Halloween

^{DECEMBER 21, 9:40 A.M. MST}
The Abomination Gains Strength

^{DECEMBER 21, 9:41 A.M. MST}
Saint Camille: A Theory

^{DECEMBER 21, 10:09 A.M. PST}
A Birthday Offering

^{DECEMBER 21, 10:15 A.M. PST}
Meet the Devil

^{DECEMBER 21, 10:22 A.M. PST}
Returned to Life!

^{DECEMBER 21, 10:29 A.M. PST}
A Gruesome Setback

^{DECEMBER 21, 10:30 A.M. PST}
The Abomination Advances

^{DECEMBER 21, 10:31 A.M. PST}
A Match Made in Heaven

^{DECEMBER 21, 10:34 A.M. PST}
My Flirtation with the Divine

^{DECEMBER 21, 10:37 A.M. PST}
A Tiny Golden Overdose

^{DECEMBER 21, 10:40 A.M. PST}
My True Love Rescued from the Jaws of Death

^{DECEMBER 21, 10:44 A.M. PST}
Mother of the Year

^{DECEMBER 21, 10:46 A.M. PST}
My Beloved Is Felled by a Mysterious Condition

^{DECEMBER 21, 10:49 A.M. PST}
In Denial

^{DECEMBER 21, 10:55 A.M. PST}
At Last, a Violent Comeuppance

^{DECEMBER 21, 10:58 A.M. PST}
A Kitten’s Tragic Denouement

^{DECEMBER 21, 11:59 A.M. PST}
The Abomination Arrives

^{DECEMBER 21, NOON HAST}
Fata Morgana

^{DECEMBER 21, 12:15 P.M. HAST}
At Home with Camille Spencer

^{DECEMBER 21, 12:18 P.M. HAST}
Camille Becomes a Tourist in the Afterlife

^{DECEMBER 21, 12:25 P.M. HAST}
Camille Disembodied

^{DECEMBER 21, 12:31 P.M. HAST}
What Makes a Family

DECEMBER 21, 12:35 P.M. HAST
Camille in Denial

^{DECEMBER 21, 12:41 P.M. HAST}
Another Loved One in Jeopardy!

^{DECEMBER 21, 12:47 P.M. HAST}
Satan Phones to Bait Our Hero

^{DECEMBER 21, 12:56 P.M. HAST}
A Portrait in Goo

^{DECEMBER 21, 1:01 P.M. HAST}
The Inevitable Result of Operating Heavy Farm Machinery While Overdosed on Xanax

^{DECEMBER 21, 1:16 P.M. HAST}
The Purpose of My Awful Life—Revealed!

^{DECEMBER 21, 1:28 P.M. HAST}
My Date with an Angel

^{DECEMBER 21, 1:30 P.M. HAST}
Dictating a Desperate Edict

^{DECEMBER 21, 1:45 P.M. HAST}
The Abomination Spurs a Cataclysm

^{DECEMBER 21, 2:05 P.M. HAST}
Thwarted by Continental Drift

^{DECEMBER 21, 2:22 P.M. HAST}
The Beating I So Richly Deserve

^{DECEMBER 21, 2:31 P.M. HAST}
Denounced!

^{DECEMBER 21, 2:38 P.M. HAST}
Detonated!

^{DECEMBER 21, 2:41 P.M. HAST}
A Dark Episode Revisited—At Last

^{DECEMBER 21, 2:45 P.M. HAST}
Confronting the Devil with the Awful Truth Concerning His Mangled Dingus

^{DECEMBER 21, 2:48 P.M. HAST}
Satan, Enraged

^{DECEMBER 21, 2:53 P.M. HAST}
The Inevitable Result of Overly Intellectualizing and Suppressing What Would Otherwise Be Appropriate, Natural Expressions of Grief by a Precocious Albeit Insecure Adolescent, Who, Frankly, Has Been Through the Trauma Olympics Lately, What with the Deaths of Her Grandparents and Her Nice Fish and Her Sweet Kitten, Not to Mention Her Own Prematurely Cruel Demise, but Who Keeps Plugging Along with Her Plucky Chin Held High and Does Not Succumb to Blubbing, but Has Striven Gamely to Rise Above Her Circumstances, Dire as They’ve Become, and Who for the Moment Finds Herself Unable to Embrace Yet Another Unhappy Turn of Events

^{DECEMBER 21, 2:54 P.M. HAST}
Shucking This Mortal Coil

^{DECEMBER 21, 3:00 P.M. HAST}
Persephone Makes a Bid for Her Freedom

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