WARNING
1. Fun with Spontaneous Combustion
2. We Tame a Seven-Thousand-Pound Hummingbird
3. The Ice Cream Man Plots Our Death
4. A Birthday Invitation to Armageddon
5. I Learn to Really Hate Dung Beetles
6. A Birdbath Almost Kills Me
7. A Gift from the Dog-headed Boy
8. Major Delays at Waterloo Station (We Apologize for the Giant Baboon)
9. We Get a Vertically Challenged Tour of Russia
10. An Old Red Friend Comes to Visit
11. Carter Does Something Incredibly Stupid (and No One Is Surprised)
12. I Master the Fine Art of Name-Calling
13. I Get a Demon Up My Nose
14. At the Tomb of Zia Rashid
15. Camels Are Evil…
16. …But Not as Evil as Romans
17. Menshikov Hires a Happy Death Squad
18. Gambling on Doomsday Eve
19. The Revenge of Bullwinkle the Moose God
20. We Visit the House of the Helpful Hippo
21. We Buy Some Time
22. Friends in the Strangest Places
23. We Throw a Wild House Party
24. I Make an Impossible Promise
AUTHOR’S NOTE
GLOSSARY
Other Egyptian Terms
EGYPTIAN GODS AND GODDESSES MENTIONED IN THE THRONE OF FIRE
