BOOK ONE. THE FIRST PERSON
PROLOGUE
CHAPTER ONE. WHAT YOU SEE IS WHAT YOU GET
CHAPTER TWO. CROSSING THE ABYSS
CHAPTER THREE. THE FAT CONTROLLER
CHAPTER FOUR. MY UNIVERSITIES
CHAPTER FIVE. REHABILITATION
INTERMISSION
BOOK TWO. THE THIRD PERSON
CHAPTER SIX. THE LAND OF CHILDREN'S JOKES
CHAPTER SEVEN. ‘YUM-YUM’
CHAPTER EIGHT. REENTER THE FAT CONTROLLER
CHAPTER NINE. THE MONEY CRITIC
CHAPTER TEN. THE NORTH LONDON BOOK OF THE DEAD (REPRISE)
EPILOGUE. AT THE OYSTER BAR IN GRAND CENTRAL STATION