Acknowledgements
Introduction by Jonathan Strahan
The Pelican Bar by Karen Joy Fowler
A Practical Girl by Ellen Klages
Don't Mention Madagascar by Pat Cadigan
On the Road by Nnedi Okorafor
Swell by Elizabeth Bear
Useless Things by Maureen F. McHugh
The Coral Heart by Jeffrey Ford
It Takes Two by Nicola Griffith
Sleight of Hand by Peter S. Beagle
The Pretenders' Tourney by Daniel Abraham
Yes We Have No Bananas by Paul Di Filippo
1. Invasion of the Shorebirds
2. Ocarina City
3. Unplanned Obsolescence
4. Trash Platter Chatter
5. Moving Day Morn
6. Old Habits Die Hard
7. In Pursuit of the Tom Pudding
8. Vasterling's Mad and Marvelous Menagerie
9. "More ocarina!"
10. American Splendor
Mesopotamian Fire by Jane Yolen & Adam Stemple
The Visited Man by Molly Gloss
Galápagos by Caitlín R. Kiernan
Dulce Domum by Ellen Kushner
About the Authors
