Chapter One: Bomb Scare
Chapter Two: Voyage
Chapter Three: Boldly Go
Chapter Four: Committee Process
Chapter Five: Cannon-Fodder
Chapter Six: Captain's Log
Chapter Seven: Discography
Chapter Eight: Tenure Track
Chapter Nine: On the Beach
Chapter Ten: Been Here Before
Chapter Eleven: Collecting Jar
Chapter Twelve: Homeward Bound
Chapter Thirteen: Last Supper
Chapter Fourteen: Poor Prognosis
Chapter Fifteen: Rushmore
Chapter Sixteen: Anthropic Error
Chapter Seventeen: It's Always October the First
