PART ONE
Bad planning
She’s acting differently
Pure blind fear
J
They ignore it
It’s not compulsory, you know
You are. You’re asking me out
Another plump, juicy, bursting peach
Does it have to be India?
The hot, wet gusset of James’s boxer shorts
Not now having sex
Nothing much
PART TWO
What do backpackers do all day?
The Book
A sadist’s zero-gravity chamber
A few strategic apologies
The real India
Was it amazing?
The from-a-height thing
That’s that, then
Cross-cultural interchange
And I’m not from Surrey
Comfortably numb
Everyone’s had it
Most educative
India does that to you
Golf?
I’ve got breeding
Ping
Don’t you think you’ve had enough fun for the moment?
Peace
A completely different person
PART THREE
Dave the traveler
Something unrealistic
I’m going to have to do this
Dave the traveller
