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ONE
Appetizers for an Apocalypse
ANY WAY YOU SLICE IT
A BRUNCH IN THE GUT
GUTTED MUSHROOMS WITH BACON AND SPINACH
THE DEAD ’ZONE
OOZING THREE-CHEESE CALZONE
THE CHIPS ARE DOWN
DESICCATED CRISPY KALE CHIPS
I SCREAM, YOU SCREAM
COLD-BLOODED ICE CREAM BREAD SANDWICHES
TELL IT TO THE COWS
GUAC AND LOAD GUACAMOLE
WHEN YOU LEAST EXPECT THEM
POSTHUMOUS RED CHILE HUMMUS
HOW IT CRUMBLES
VIRULENTLY INFECTIOUS BUTTERSCOTCH CHOCOLATE CHIPPERS
I’LL STOP THE WORLD AND MELT
DIESEL-STRENGTH QUESADILLAS
HEADLESS BODY IN TOPLESS BAR
VERY-LAST-CALL BAR NUTS
FRIENDLY FIRE
SEMIAUTOMATIC GARLIC-PARMESAN POPCORN
PRETTY MUCH FED ALREADY
TILL-YOU-DROP CHOCOLATE-CHERRY ENERGY BARS
WINGS OF DISASTER
NAPALM SPICY CHICKEN WINGS
HOW IS THAT PREPARED?
CRABBY PREPPER PUFFS
THAT’S GONNA STAIN
FALSE SENSE OF SECURITY BLUEBERRY MUFFINS
CANTERBURY
SECRETLY SADISTIC JALAPEÑO POPPERS
MEDIEVAL TIMES GONE BYE
DIRE HAM BISCUITS
SWEETBREAD AND CIRCUSES
SECRET-INGREDIENT CHEESE FINGERS
SELF-PRESERVATION
GRUESOME TROPHY PICKLED SHRIMPS
THE ONE-EYED KING
MEDIEVALED EGGS
BEYOND THE WALL
GRATUITOUS VIOLENCE JELL-O MOLD
NACHO WORLD NO MORE
NACHOS OF THE LIVING DEAD
FIGHT THE DEAD AND FEED THE LIVING
ANGEL OF DEATH BROWN SUGAR BACON BITES
TWO
Eating on the Run
THE CHOPPER
FOOD CHAIN
SQUIRREL POPPERS
SINCEREST CONDOLENCES
TURKEY PIZZA CLUBS
BESIDE THE DYING FIRE
BURN-THE-HOUSE-DOWN BBQ SAMMY
OUT OF THE BAG
WHATCHA GOT CHIPOTLE CHEESEBURGERS
YOU NEED A MESS OF HELP TO STAND ALONE
BACKWOODS BURRITO
WHEN THE DEAD COME SNACKING
FAST AND FURIOUS FRIED CHICKEN WRAP
LIVE BAIT
CREEPING CRAWFISH ÉTOUFFÉE TOASTS
PLAN BEE
LAST STAND SKILLET CORNBREAD WITH HONEY BUTTER
A WALKING SHADOW
SWARM BAIT FRIED PB&H’S
BALLS IN THE ROUGH
GORY RED GRINDER
GROUND ROUND
SLOPPY JOSÉ (OR WHOEVER ELSE)
A POOR BOY A LONG WAY FROM HOME
POSTAPOCALYPTIC PO’BOY
THE WOLF INSIDE
THREAT-LEVEL MUFFALETTA
EAT, PREY, LOVE
SURVIVALIST HERO
COLD FORAGE
IN-THE-WEEDS STUFFED PITA WITH GARLIC YOGURT DRESSING
BANG YOUR HEAD
UP ALL NIGHT BREAKFAST SANDWICH
THOSE WHO ARRIVE SURVIVE
TUNA SALAD MELTDOWNS
A LAST GOLDEN HOPE
SAVING GRACE GRILLED PIMENTO CHEESE
THREE
Messy Bites for the Newly Dead
THE LIVING ARE JUST A SPECIES OF THE DEAD
LEARNING TO WALK
MAPLE BRINED PORK CHOPS WITH RED-EYES GRAVY
FREAKS AND GEEKS
UNSUSPECTING PIGS IN BLANKETS
YOU’VE GOT RED ON YOU
ELBOWS CASSEROLE
THERE’S NO “I” IN SWARM
MUSTARD-RUBBED LONG PORK
OM NOM NOM NOM
NAIL-BITER CHICKEN FINGERS
PROTECTION
CAT HEAD BISCUITS WITH SAWMILL GRAVY
CHUPACABRA
CHUPACABRA SHEPHERD’S PIE
I COULD JUST EAT YOU UP
SWEET-ISH FLESHBALLS WITH RED BERRIES
YOU GRILL OR YOU DIE
DRIPPING RIBS WITH BOURBON
EPILOGUE
Last Call
BLOODY WALKER
CORPSE REVIVER NO. 2
LIL’ ASS-KICKER PUNCH
ACKNOWLEDGMENTS
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