Dedication
Acknowledgments
Author's Note
Chapter One
It Started with Eve in the Madhouse
Chapter Two
Diary of a Mad Monster
Chapter Three
Pirates, Pride, and Prejudice
Chapter Four
It's a Mad, Mad, Mad World
Chapter Five
High Anxiety Is a Lying Impostor
Chapter Six
Adam's Ribbing
Chapter Seven
You Can Catch More Werewolves with Honey… Not to Mention Pirates
Chapter Eight
Analyze That, Barnacle Breath!
Chapter Nine
An Apple a Day Might Keep Adam Away
Chapter Ten
Ashes to Ashes and Dust, Too Much Dust
Chapter Eleven
All About Eve
Chapter Twelve
East of Eden, and Way Beyond
Chapter Thirteen
The Good, the Bad, and the Good and the Mad
Chapter Fourteen
The Good, the Bad, and the Truly Mad
Chapter Fifteen
Mad About You, Mad at You
Chapter Sixteen
Silence of the Lambert
Chapter Seventeen
A Fool and His Money—and a Grumpy Leprechaun
Chapter Eighteen
The Three Faces of Eve and the Great Pretender
Chapter Nineteen
Hooked!
Chapter Twenty
Swinging in the Rain
Chapter Twenty-One
Take Two Glasses of Port and Call Me in the Morning
Chapter Twenty-Two
Sense and Sensuality
Chapter Twenty-Three
As Good as It Gets
Chapter Twenty-Four
Oh, the Webs We Weave…
Chapter Twenty-Five
The Doctor Is In
Chapter Twenty-Six
Flee-Adam Had-Her
Chapter Twenty-Seven
Hook and All
Chapter Twenty-Eight
Two Flew over the Cuckoo's Nest
Chapter Twenty-Nine
A Bluebeard of Happiness
About the Author
