1 Manny Bullpucky Gets His Sorry Butt Hurled Off the Marine Park Bridge
2 The Weird and Mostly Tragic History of the Schwa, Which Is Entirely True If You Trust My Sources
3 Quantizing the Schwa Effect Using the Scientific Method, and All That Garbage
4 Making Big Bucks off of Stealth Economics, Because Maybe I Got Some Business Sense
5 Which Is Worse: Getting Mauled by a Pack of Dogs, or Getting Your Brains Bashed Out by a Steel Poker?
6 As If I Didn't Already Have Enough Annoying Things to Do Every Day, Now I Gotta Do This
7 The Lowest-Paid Male Escort on the Entire Eastern Seaboard, Except for Maybe the Bronx
8 Are Those Your Fingers in My Mouth, or Are You Just Happy to Not See Me?
9 Maybe They Had It Right in France Because Getting My Head Lopped Off by a Guillotine Would Have Been Easier
10 Earthquakes, Nuclear Winter, and the End of Life as We Know It, over Linguini
11 The Youngest Doctor in Sheepshead Bay Gets Held Hostage When He Least Expects It
12 A Horror Movie Blow-by-Blow, with the Undisputed Queen of the 3-B Club
13 A Russian Train, a Pulsing Vein, and My Mother's Bag of Snails
14 More Than I Ever Wanted to Know About the Schwa's Childhood
15 Vortex in Aisle Three – Can Someone Please Clean Up the Ectoplasmic Slime?
16 A Late-Night Trip to the Land of Beef That Could Turn a Person into a Vegetarian
17 A Traumatic Experience I'll Live to Regret, Assuming I Live
18 Larger Than Life, in Your Face, Undeniable Schwa
19 The Schwa Gets Radiation Therapy in a Room That Doesn't Smell Too Good No Matter How Much It's Disinfected
20 The Weird Things Kids Do Don't Even Come Close to the Weird Things Parents Do
21 Why I Started Vandalizing Brooklyn
22 My Anonymous Contribution to Popular Culture and to My Parents' Phone Bill
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