Introduction
Prologue
CHAPTER ONE
Close Encounters of the Mustachioed Kind
CHAPTER TWO
Hitchhiking to the Axis of Evil
CHAPTER THREE
Tourist at the Border
CHAPTER FOUR
Disco Lake with Ferris Wheels
CHAPTER FIVE
German Pop Songs and Chains of Misery
CHAPTER SIX
Rules of the Road
CHAPTER SEVEN
Mosquito Mayhem
CHAPTER EIGHT
The Assassins and the Smoking Car
CHAPTER NINE
Underworld Paradise
CHAPTER TEN
All the Gear but No Idea
CHAPTER ELEVEN
Mullah Madness
CHAPTER TWELVE
Milan, Paris, London, Tehran: Party Time!
CHAPTER THIRTEEN
Traveling in Style with the Single-Handed Man
CHAPTER FOURTEEN
The Jewel of Esfahan
CHAPTER FIFTEEN
Mr. Private Jet’s Gate of All Nations
(“I no want to make cock with you.”)
CHAPTER SIXTEEN
“Super Film” with Celine Dion and Eminem
CHAPTER SEVENTEEN
Who’s A-knocking on That Door?
CHAPTER EIGHTEEN
Den of Espionage
CHAPTER NINETEEN
English Expert
CHAPTER TWENTY
Strange Encounter
Copyright
